At The Eye Doctor

So, I am at the doctor's office reading a magazine and I come across this joke.  A police officer stops a female driver and notices she has a concealed carry permit.  He asks her what weapons she has in the car.  She says she has a Colt .45 in the glove compartment.  "Is that all," he asks?  She replies, "No, I have a Glock in the compartment between the front seats."  "Anymore," he asks?  "Yes, I have a .38 special in my purse."  The officer then asks, "Lady, what are you afraid of.?"  She says, "Not a damn thing."  I like that and I did go shooting with the Criminal Justice Honor Society and yes, I can still shoot; left handed and right handed.