Thanksgiving Humor

This is from Angela, our niece and it is priceless. They were at this big auto show touting their new product, Street Shadow:

Hey folks,

So to register for the SEMA show, everybody had to have unique email addresses, but since I was taking care of the details for everyone, I set up dummy addresses and had them all forward to my account. My dad is using the address I set up for him, and I have told him several times that I get all the emails and he can change it if he wants to, but it doesn't bother him so I still get his emails.

About a month ago, my dad had ordered some powerful magnets because we were considering using them for a temporary mount at the show. The magnet company motto is "For industry, for fun, for industrial strength fun." Dad was excited when he got them in the mail--the are so powerful that they were shipped with wood blocks between them, and he thought they would be so much fun for him and Austin to play with. Later I heard that he decided they were a little too powerful and had to throw them out. I never got the full story until this showed up in the inbox last night....

From the magnet guy: "Hello James, How are the magnets working out for you? How was your experience with our company?"

My dad's response:

"The magnets worked a little too well. I got too close to the other
magnets while holding one in my hand, and the loose magnets came
screaming in like meteors. Yes, I hollered my finest profanity as I
tried to see through the tears welling up in my eyes. My fingers were
mashed and I had a huge blood blister in my hand where the magnets
slammed in. Two magnets were shattered like glass and the sharp pieces
were locked into positions that would not allow me to free my bruised
fingers. Anyway your service was great and the magnets worked as
advertised (90) lb. force! Holy %^^&%$##%!

Next time send a warning
lable. Thanks James Grant."

Hahahaha

Love, Ang